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CHURCH CARNIVAL SUNDAY - cake walk strategy (doc you get ONE)

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GatorGrrl94
True Believer · 1,355 posts
Oct 24, 11:50 PM
CHURCH CARNIVAL TOMORROW 1 to 5!!! who is doing the cake walk. i have a SYSTEM this year and i am not telling
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DuckBlindDon
Regular · 252 posts
Oct 25, 12:15 AM
system is stand close to the record player
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PirogueParanormal
Content Creators · 2,049 posts
Oct 25, 12:40 AM
WE ARE FILMING THE HAYRIDE (if father says ok). terry has a costume. it is a secret. it is not a good secret lol
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DocFenwick
Resident Skeptic · 2,999 posts
Oct 25, 12:58 AM
My one debunk: a cake walk is a lottery with music. With twenty squares your odds are one in twenty every round, wherever you stand. I will be there anyway. I am told there will be a sheet cake.
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marais_mama
Elder · 4,494 posts
Oct 25, 1:20 AM
Doc, cher, it is not the square. It is who is working the record player. I will say no more.
Beau
Bayou Beau
Administrator · the stove
Oct 25, 1:35 AM
Go. Eat the cake. No pictures of children on this board, not in costume, not from behind, not at all. You know the rules.
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