so the town paper over there ran a help wanted for third shift at the icehouse that literally says "do not count the coats on the hooks." my cousin took the job. i asked him how many coats. he said and i quote "its different going in than coming out, and you only get to notice that once." hes been there three weeks and he already talks about the cold like its a coworker

DUDE. me and terry are SO filming there. new sub goal: full night in the icehouse, thermal cam on the coat rack. we counted the coats at mardi gras btw (14), whats he scared of lol. ep drops friday if the landlord signs the waiver!! sub if u havent already

Some doors look like coats, cher. The man was told not to count them the same way you were told not to slam the screen door, not because of what it does to the door.

And boys? Fourteen was the number it wanted counted. Leave that rack alone.