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OKRA OR NO OKRA - the gumbo thread (doc you get ONE)

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boudreaux_jr
Regular · 341 posts
Oct 22, 10:15 PM
my cousins wife cooked at the festival over in le marais perdu. she says the winning pot had okra and the second place lady filed a PROTEST. a gumbo protest. this is the best thing that has ever happened on this board
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GatorGrrl94
True Believer · 1,352 posts
Oct 22, 10:20 PM
okra in chicken and sausage is a CRIME and i will die on this hill
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DuckBlindDon
Regular · 251 posts
Oct 22, 11:02 PM
my mama put okra in everything including the okra
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marais_mama
Elder · 4,492 posts
Oct 23, 6:45 AM
Cher, you put what your mama put. That is the only rule there is. Everything else is just people who married in.
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DocFenwick
Resident Skeptic · 2,996 posts
Oct 23, 9:10 AM
My one debunk: okra is a mucilaginous thickener, file is ground sassafras and also a thickener, and a roux is a thickener. A gumbo with all three is merely very thick. I would add that I tasted the winning pot at the festival and I have no notes.
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PirogueParanormal
Content Creators · 2,047 posts
Oct 23, 11:30 PM
WE FILMED THE COOK-OFF. ep 4. terry ate 11 bowls for content. terry is not doing well
Beau
Bayou Beau
Administrator · the stove
Oct 24, 1:40 AM
Thread stays open. The first person to post a recipe with measurements in it goes in the stove. You know why.
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boudreaux_jr
Regular · 349 posts
Oct 29, 7:05 AM
RULING IS IN (its in the paper). okra stays. AND THE TWO LADIES ARE SISTERS. they left in the same truck. im not crying ur crying
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GatorGrrl94
True Believer · 1,371 posts
Oct 29, 7:40 AM
ok i take it back about the crime. if mama put okra mama put okra
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DocFenwick
Resident Skeptic · 3,010 posts
Oct 29, 12:20 PM
For the record: the committee could not tell the pots apart in four blind tastings. I have nothing further. This is the most satisfying resolution any thread on this board has ever had.
Beau
Bayou Beau
Administrator · the stove
Oct 29, 9:14 PM
Locking nothing. Go call your sister.
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